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Finally: a documented instance of voter fraud
It’s been a while since we heard from our old buddy, conservative documentarian and pimp James O’Keefe. It appears he’s no longer required to stay within his home state’s lines as a condition of his...
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Take it from Snee: The triumph of the political id
Wolf Blitzer hasn’t moved since November 2012. He’s still standing in front of that screen, interviewing imaginary holograms about Iowa and California. At the time of posting, we’re 453 days away from...
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Walker out: remaining GOP candidates swarm his one voter
As of filing time of this report, 230 more potential Republican presidential candidates have barricaded Carl in his own home, each hoping to win that vote Scott Walker expected in the primary. In less...
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Fox News CEO blocked out last 8 years
The real racists are the people who think Rupert Murdoch looks like the bad guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark. Fox News CEO — and elected representative of the Australian Lizard People — Rupert Murdoch...
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Governor of the great state of Delusion
Yeah, if we were polling as low as John Kasich but still going through the motions in the most grueling reality show in America, we’d need a hug, too. There are a lot of sad stories in every election....
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